Thou-Shalt-See TV - From the Times

these are my favorite reality tv show ideas.

SODOMITE EYE FOR THE MAN RIGHTEOUS BEFORE THE LORD
(BRAVO) Identical to "Queer Eye for the Straight
Guy," except that each episode ends with the Fab
Five being stoned to death. (Note: working title.)

THE DISCIPLE (NBC) Sixteen of America's most pious
compete to satisfy the increasingly personal whims of
the great master Sri Chanamasala (né Larry Schwarzbaum
of Canarsie). Who will be the one this week to get "deprogrammed"?

YAHWEH SCHMO (SPIKE) In this first-ever "divine reality"
show, a group of actors seeks to fool the Omnipotent Lord
of Creation (currently being "retooled").

SHARE YOUR ENTHUSIASM (HBO) Larry David becomes a born-again
Christian, then goes around annoying people in an entirely
new way.